Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Happy Birthday Fat Bob

Happy birthday Robert Smith

Well, I had Part 3 of my Hong Kong trip drafted and ready to go, but it is being pre-empted by something far more important, someone who shaped my teenage years and taught me (at various stages of my life), how to look tragic, how to put on makeup, and most importantly, how to recognize good music.

Yeah, that's right--happy birthday Robert Smith! May you live a long life! I'm sorry I piped your face on kind of wonky and that this doesn't reeeeeaaally look like you. Although, I think the hair is kind of cool?! And Disintegration was the best album ever!!!

I leave you with apt lyrics:

Cake icing and decorating set
Special offer
Only 3 pound 30
Save 1 pound 52 on recommended retail price
Give your cakes and pies a professional look
With this superb
Decorating set

I'm not meant to be here
But so what?
And nobody's
Nobody's taken your place
Nobody's taken your place

Each set includes
A turntable
A nine inch icing bag
With six high definition nozzles and adaptor
With a fifteen inch food decorating bag
With three piping nozzles
Please send off this leaflet
Post it today

And if you knew
Nothing could replace you
If you were sane
Your heart wouldn't ache
But so what?
So what?
So what?

Order now
Allow twenty one days
For deliver
This offer closes
31st December 1979

British sugar bureau
When I told you what I
And I

And I wouldn't ask you to pretend
That we were one
And still another time
Forget all the lies forgive me the wounds
And all the world was used to love
And yes we'd still be happy in another time
But so what?
So what?

So please send me icing and decorating sets
I enclose a cheque and postal order number

So what?
So what?


The Costuminatrix said...

I love this post - and you - so much I can barely express it properly.

tofugirl said...

Aw, thanks babe :D I will make you a Costuminatrix cupcake when you're here next! Hehe.

Anonymous said...

Okay this is the best thing ever. And I hope it starts getting it's deserved attention now! :)